when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
he was working at a movie theater candy counter/ticket counter so when i saw him my stomach literally dropped.. i had never seen a guy so gorgeous before literally like i was in awe. at the time i just came from the gym so i looked crazy, worn out, washed out and i had no makeup on and my hair was ratchet as fuck literally so i felt so embarrassed when it was my turn to buy the ticket but he immediately started talking to me making jokes about some kids running in and out of the theater and i was like omg hes so fucking cute omg and he was smiling and i was smiling and he went to give me my change and i dropped it LMFAO and he was like umm was that my fault? sorry and he picked it up HAHAH and then i went to the candy counter and ordered some sour patches and shit then we go in the theater blah blah my sisters wants to use the bathroom blah blah then she goes ask for his number he is a cutie and i said hell no bitch and she was like just do it pussy so i walked up to the counter and said do you have an instagram and he was like yeah i do and i gave him my phone and he put his name in and 3 days later on ig he asked for my number :-) he told me that first day of texting that he wasn’t gonna let me leave the theater that night without asking me for my number :’)